When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had whether it has happened, or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon it shall be so I cannot remember anything but those things that never happened. - Mark Twain
These days I walk into a room full of people and the only name I can remember is Alzheimer. - Anon.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote
The idea is to die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montague
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? - Satchel Page
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. - Henry Ford
Cellist Pablo Casals is reported to have said, when he was asked why he still practiced in his eighties, "Because I can get better."