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25 Quotes about life.

1. "Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still." - Lou Erickso

2. "Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep."
- Carl Sandburg

3. "Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination." - Christopher Isherwood

4. "Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty." -
Djuna Barnes

5. "Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should otherplanets be any different from this one?" - Bob Monkhouse

6. "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." - Woody Allen

7. "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams

8. "Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man." - William Shakespeare

10. "Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
- R. D.Laing

11. "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles Schulz

12. "My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can." - Cary Grant

13. "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz

14. "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handy

15. "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

16. "Life is just one damned thing after another." - Erbert Hubbard

17."Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." - Woody Allen

18. "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead."
 - Oscar Wilde

19. "Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key." - Alan Bennett

20. "Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it." - Buckminster Fuller

21. "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
- Isaac Asimov

22. "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it." - Tom Lehrer

23. "Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on." -
Samuel Butler

24. "My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other." - Josh Billings

25. "The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time." -
John Barrymore