Humor

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Anon

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
Then things get worse.

Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop.
Johathan Raban

About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Herbert Hoover, U.S. President

Source:

http://viewonbuddhism.org/4_noble_truths.html