Horsemeat Scandal in Europe

I got a hoarse throat laughing at the thought of chewing on a filly mignon as part of my stable diet... 

LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN  PEOPLE...

JUST WHEN WE STARTED FEELING OUTRAGED THAT SOMEONE WOULD SNEAK HORSE MEAT INTO OUR HAMBURGERS (THAT CONTAIN BEEF), SOMEONE GIVES US A REASON TO LAUGH....

THERE IS NOT MUCH LAUGHTER IN MEDICINE BUT THERE IS LOTS OF MEDICINE IN LAUGHTER.
- NORMAN COUSINS TELLS US.

I assume you have heard about the horse meat appearing in various companies' 'beef' products over here. (Europe and the UK) I don't know who thinks these up so quickly.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. 

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.  So I had a £5 each way ! 

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted! 

had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....  I still have a bit between my teeth 

anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?  or should it say, 'hay or neigh???

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF!!!" 

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..." 

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse bar-codes for serving suggestions.